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godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

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unpopuler:

I would rather punch myself in the face than go to school

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mystiquemonique:

I quit.

mystiquemonique:

I quit.

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tumsperks:

How to break up with someone:

Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now

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gingerphoenix:

kanayagoddessofsass:

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

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breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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doctorsxperiment221b:

“I love this twee”

“My twee”

“This twee is mah fran”

“Dis twee has a flavour”

“Twee, u no worries, I cleans u.”

"Twee is mah pweshus"

will you fucking type like normal people before i kill someone

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notouchyme:

u didn’t even try

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