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"I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up."

teamrocketing:

i love this show to death

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pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code

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primeribofamerica:

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oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

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laughhard:

I never noticed this.

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

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takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

(via wheresthefreef00d)

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afresherowtlook:

Trust.

Next level trust.

Love that show so much

(via ruinedchildhood)

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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

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unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via whatsacanada)

Source: unfollowryanross

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darkbluetile:

this post is my dream come true

babies with babies

i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”

(via manda)

Source: brebearsexybetch

I accept the nomination for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and I hereby nominate Bill Murray, Andrew Gar-Field of Dreams, and Dame Maggie Smith (x)

(via hotboyproblems)

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