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"I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up."

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tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

Kumail Nanjiani

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urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

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  • me: Oh what the fuck
  • friend: what happened?
  • me: this scenario I created in my head got intense
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phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

(via a-living-legacy)

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lameboyfriend:

heelys don’t have brakes bc my swag don’t stop

(via flamingosarenotblue)

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alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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vinebox:

6yr:

bish whet?

bitch wait

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Source: 6yr

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playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

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pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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The last picture made me laugh too hard

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Source: ultrafacts

sliceof-heaven:

johnnapaige:

keep-away-reality:

27th of July


Wow this really shows how time fucking flies.

I remember when it was one.

sliceof-heaven:

johnnapaige:

keep-away-reality:

27th of July

Wow this really shows how time fucking flies.

I remember when it was one.

(via a-living-legacy)

Source: keep-away-reality

darlingdormer:

Natalie as Cressida in the new ‘Mockingjay: Part 1’ trailer [x]

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braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

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doedrops:

please do not yell at me im a nervous dumb girl who is just trying to survive

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